One of the cooking blogs I enjoy reading is Meanwhile, Back in the Kitchen. Julie always has a funny quote or interesting factoid. Today I tuned in and found this in the sidebar:
Niles: I'll have a grande half-caf latte, with a whisper of cinnamon, and for my father, plain coffee. I cannot emphasize the word "plain" enough. No foam, no cinnamon, no exotic flavors. If it is not plain, I take no responsibility for the consequences.
Waitress: How about a biscotti?
Niles: All right. But when you bring it, call it a cookie.I'm still laughing!