Anthony Bourdain, Unleashed!

OUCH! I found this via Elise's wonderful blog, Simply Recipes. Chef Bourdain vents at the decline of the Food Network, via his friend Michael Ruhlman's blog. Here's a sample:

PAULA DEEN: I’m reluctant to bash what seems to be a nice old lady. Even if her supporting cast is beginning to look like the Hills Have Eyes--and her food a True Buffet of Horrors. A recent Hawaii show was indistinguishable from an early John Waters film. . . .
SANDRA LEE: Pure evil. This frightening Hell Spawn of Kathie Lee and Betty Crocker seems on a mission to kill her fans, one meal at a time. She Must Be Stopped. Her death-dealing can-opening ways will cut a swath of destruction through the world if not contained. . . .

As they say, read the whole thing, but put down that cool, frosty Diet Coke before you do, or it may go up your nose!